Officers
In accordance with our constitution, the Band has the following officers:
Benevolent Dictator: Eliot Weinstein
Organizing the Band is something like trying to herd cats on a runaway roller-coaster in a hurricane while being buffeted by out-of-control analogies, but Eliot does it anyway. Although his study under renowned band director Dr. James Hile did not specifically include how to deal with bureaucracies, Eliot has managed to extract resources from both the student goverment and athletic department. He also plays trumpet.
Eliot can be reached by way of this form.
Evil Taskmaster: Steven LaRue
Steve better send me something to put here, or I'll make something up.
You can contact Steven via this form.
Chief Beancounter: Jennifer Ganze
When the Band gets its multi-million dollar recording contract, Jennifer will be in charge of the paperwork. Until then, she manages our meager treasury. With no indictments so far, she's doing better than the accountants at several Fortune 500 companies. Jennifer also plays trumpet.
Faculty Advisor: Jarred Samples
As our faculty advisor, Jarred helps us when we need it, and otherwise stays out of our way. What more could we ask? In his spare time, Jarred is the assistant coach for the men's basketball team.
Website Geek: Robert Schroll
Robert has toiled night and day, but mostly nights, to inflict this webpage upon you. Actually, he gets a perverse pleasure out of this computer stuff, especially when he hasn't taken his meds. Robert enjoys referring to himself in the third person.
You can tell Robert how terrible the website is with this form.
